on a lighter note...

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I have seen humans take bear spray rectally. All the pain meds in my kit were required just to get them calmed enough for an ambulance ride to the ER!
You're a better person than I am. I'm afraid I would have saved the meds and instead sacrificed a fire extinguisher/suppository.
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I have seen humans take bear spray rectally. All the pain meds in my kit were required just to get them calmed enough for an ambulance ride to the ER!
So how does that happen?
Oh man, I forgot my stupid little bear spray holster! Oh wait I will just store it here in my ass!
 
Going to see Quinn Dale up in FW this summer. He's a funny dude.

 
Back in my po-po days I had a situation where a guy ran from us and tried hiding under a car in a Walmart parking lot.. when my partner grabbed him by his ankles to pull him out from under the car the guys cotton sweat pants that were already hanging off his ass came down completely, baring his entire ass… he then grabbed onto one of the tires, attempting to stay under the the car and resist arrest…

So I promptly filled his crack with fox labs 5.3 million civilly heat units pepper spray..

While he was very upset with the extreme pain he was experiencing around his sphincter… that was honestly the least of his worries…

His red orange stained nutsack that was saturated in pepper spray drippings was a far larger concern :D
 

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is the parker shotgun still available?
Waterbuck hunt from this past week!

Kudu spotted this morning!

 
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