Witches...

[KWALATA SAFARIS]

Cape Town Two Zimbabwean women have been arrested after they were found naked and carrying an assortment of witchcraft-associated paraphernalia outside a house in Harare's Budiroro suburb, according to a report.

The women carried a live owl, two winnowing baskets (which are used for flying in witchcraft mythology), a baboon skeleton and an orange substance in a bottle, newzimbabwe.com reported on Thursday.
The two were charged with "engaging in practices commonly associated with witchcraft".

A self-styled prophet who is the owner of the house reportedly asked the women what their business was and they said they came from Mutorashanga and were flying over Budiriro when they crashed.

Ha ha

 

[jduckhunter]

Wow, after recently hunting in Zim and spending a little time in Harare this doesn't surprise me all that much. It's got to be true cause you just can't make this stuff up.

 

[KWALATA SAFARIS]

Indeed picked it off news 24... I laughed so much just had to share it....

My best always

 

[BRICKBURN]

Thankfully, there was no one hurt in this aviation disaster.

 

[DOC-404]

..what got them up there ? :joint: or the orange substance in a bottle..?

 

[Buff-Buster]

I wonder how they show up on the radar screen of the air traffic contoller??????? lane:

 

[Nyati]

I wonder how they show up on the radar screen of the air traffic contoller??????? lane:

UFW (Unidentified Flying Witch)

 

[35bore]

Hell guys, I'm waiting for Jaco to post the pictures.... :vomit:

 

[observe]

Yes,and then there is this one also--
Eish,only in Africa.....

'Swaziland Witches flying broomsticks in Swaziland above 150m will be subjected to arrest and a hefty fine of R500 000, civil aviation authorities say, according to a report.

Witches' broomsticks are considered similar to any heavier-than-air transportation device that is airborne, The Star said.

"A witch on a broomstick should not fly above the [150m] limit," Civil Aviation Authority marketing and corporate affairs director Sabelo Dlamini was quoted as saying by the newspaper.

No penalties exist for witches flying below 150m.

The report said it was hard to say how serious he was, but witchcraft isn't a joking matter in Swaziland, where the people believe in it.

Swazi brooms are short bundles of sticks tied together and do not have handles. Swazi witches are known to use them to fling potions about homesteads but not for transport.

Witches on broomsticks flying below 150 meters remain legal.

Read more: African country prohibits witches from flying too high | The Daily Caller

 

[ThomasBeaham]

... a baboon skeleton and an orange substance in a bottle, newzimbabwe.com reported on Thursday.

In flight meal? :laughing:

 

[35bore]

NAKED PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bobpuckett]

Hell guys, I'm waiting for Jaco to post the pictures.... :vomit:

Thats what I'm Waiting for. :rofl:

 

[KWALATA SAFARIS]

No No No... guys I shall not post such pornografities... If the story was accompanied I probably would have ..... have to be honest...

My best always

 

[Bobpuckett]

Jaco :rofl: we're just kidding with you. You can bring the fotos with you to Dallas. :laughing:

No No No... guys I shall not post such pornografities... If the story was accompanied I probably would have ..... have to be honest...

My best always

 

[KWALATA SAFARIS]

DEAL!!!!

 

[observe]

the one that got away....[lol]

 

[KWALATA SAFARIS]

Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!!! There you go, thanks Willem!!!!!

 

[peras]

:beer:good one!

 

[DOC-404]

..he just hasn't got the same braking system as the lady witches though.. :tongue:

 

[gi jane]

Remind me not to bring my favorite broom to Africa because she can reach altitudes of at least 5,000 feet. Thanks for the warning!!
Close call!!