One Aggie said to his buddy--go with me on a cruise! Cruise? I can't afford a cruise....No problem, I just offer them this two hundred dollars and they take it or leave it. So they walk down the pier asking "Is this a cruise ship?" No, son this is a shrimp boat. A shady character overhears them and says "Say, you boys looking for a cheap cruise?" Yeah, yeah. He leads them to the end of the pier and says, "Look out there at all that water--that's where you're going." As they stand there gawking, he clumps them both on the head, takes their money and shoves them out on the outgoing tide on a lifeboat. They wake up miles from land, hungry, surrounded by sharks. "Some cruise you got us on," said the newbie. "I don't guess they're even going to feed us." His friend said, "I doubt it--they didn't last year..."
Enjoy Sailing and Flying light Aircraft, over 800 hours Singles and twins - bought a Light Sport 2 seat Aircraft to use here in Kenya. I built and raced saloon cars at my local tracks years ago
I have a couple of motorcycles and background in Mech. Eng. and a Gorgeous Kenyan Wife
I am a long standing shooter, from 1980 Pistol Shooting and Target Rifle, Red Deer Stalking Scotland, later Roe Deer and Wild Boar in UK, Germany and Finland, Chamois in Germany and Italy. Living in Kenya 1 hour from the Tanzania border.
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