Texas Food Pyramid

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  1. Royal27

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    @ActionBob ,

    There may be a test on this at DSC this year. If you need help studying feel free to holler at me, @Buff-Buster , or @Jfet and we will do what we can. Oh, and don't forget, pronunciation matters.

    Hint: it is not pronounced PEEcan. :E Nono:

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    Gee wizz Royal thanks! This is really helpful. ?. I plan to start studying in a couple hours.

    Do you recomend starting at the top, a bottom up stategy, or just mow right on through from one side to other?
     

  3. Royal27

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    Can't argue with any of those strategies!

    Although you might want to consider leaving the Blue Bell until after the Mexican food, just in case. :E Red Hot: :S Censored:
     

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    I thought the bottom right corner of the pyramid was spelled listeria. :D
     

  5. Royal27

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    That ain't funny!!!! :A Voodoo:

    Man I miss Blue Bell.... :E In Love:
     

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    rightio, what is chicken fried steak ???
     

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    It's a little funny. I am somewhat perplexed however, are tacos not Mexican food?
     

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    When properly prepared and served with white gravy and not brown, a big pile of mashed potatoes and green beans cooked in and dripping bacon fat........it's a heart attack waiting to happen and also quite delicious!
     

  9. Royal27

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    Oh, I laughed! Was just barking back at Wheels. And tacos are samwiches and therefore fall into a food group all of their own.

    We had a whole read on this Bluey and Phil gives a good description too. Yum.... :)

    http://www.africahunting.com/threads/chicken-fried-steak.20250/
     

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    schnitzel, .......
     

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    Doesn't get much better than the homemade vanilla. I miss it too.

    You know I couldnt miss an opportunity to lampoon. :D
     

  12. Royal27

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    With a hell of a lot of pepper!!!!
     

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    There's something wrong with that, I don't see any bacon!
     

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    With white gravy. Putting brown on it is considered in some locales as a punishable offense and greatly frowned on in all others.
     

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    How did Texas get a hold of my diet plan? :confused:
     

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    Just substitute Braum's... not as good, but it'll do. Like the 3rd runner up in a pageant.
     

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    Just make every item in there with bacon, that'll do.
     

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    bacon...:A Ill::A Ill::A Ill::A Ill::A Ill::A Ill::A Ill::A Ill::A Ill::A Ill:
     

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    Love bacon......

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