on a lighter note...

[Nyati]

 

[rookhawk]

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This is a real thing and I recommend anyone come visit it. Right around thanksgiving there is a surplus of turkey testicles. This festival is an excuse to drink a lot of beer and to eat deep fried turkey bits. It happens every year in Illinois but evidently, it was "on hold" last year.

 

[wesheltonj]

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No, that’s how you get Monkeypox, not Covid.

 

[Sabattiboy]

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Shouldn't they use a nose swab on the Ass to test for Covid first?

 

[Wyatt Smith]

This is a real thing and I recommend anyone come visit it. Right around thanksgiving there is a surplus of turkey testicles. This festival is an excuse to drink a lot of beer and to eat deep fried turkey bits. It happens every year in Illinois but evidently, it was "on hold" last year.

I’ve never seen a turkey testicle festival but I have seen pork testicle festivals. Sounds pretty similar with all the beer and whatnot. We raise more pork than turkey down here.

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

I’ve never seen a turkey testicle festival but I have seen pork testicle festivals. Sounds pretty similar with all the beer and whatnot. We raise more pork than turkey down here.

@Wyatt Smith
In Australia we have a lot of turkey's, not the featured varieties. Here they are called politicians and 243 owners.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Bob

 

[Dr Ray]

@Wyatt Smith
In Australia we have a lot of turkey's, not the featured varieties. Here they are called politicians and 243 owners.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Bob

Very Unkind of you
243s are great for small animals

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

Very Unkind of you
243s are great for small animals

@Dr Ray
Very very very small animals

 

[CoElkHunter]

@Boyd Brooks
I wonder if he owns a Creedmoor.

Creedmoor Magnum?

 

[Boyd Brooks]

Creedmoor Magnum?

Probably a 22 Creedmoor!

 

[rookhawk]

I’ve never seen a turkey testicle festival but I have seen pork testicle festivals. Sounds pretty similar with all the beer and whatnot. We raise more pork than turkey down here.

Save the date!

Turkey Testicle Festival | Enjoy Illinois | Enjoy Illinois | Enjoy Illinois

The biggest pre-Thanksgiving festivities in the Midwest! Turkey Testicle Festival (TTF to the locals) gets the windows rattling at 11:00 AM the Wednesday before Thanksgiving with loads of live music!

www.enjoyillinois.com

 

[jpr9954]

Save the date!

Turkey Testicle Festival | Enjoy Illinois | Enjoy Illinois | Enjoy Illinois

The biggest pre-Thanksgiving festivities in the Midwest! Turkey Testicle Festival (TTF to the locals) gets the windows rattling at 11:00 AM the Wednesday before Thanksgiving with loads of live music!

www.enjoyillinois.com

It seems to attract a lot of the local women!

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

Save the date!

Turkey Testicle Festival | Enjoy Illinois | Enjoy Illinois | Enjoy Illinois

The biggest pre-Thanksgiving festivities in the Midwest! Turkey Testicle Festival (TTF to the locals) gets the windows rattling at 11:00 AM the Wednesday before Thanksgiving with loads of live music!

www.enjoyillinois.com

@rookhawk
How many deep fried turkey testicle does it take to make a decent burger?

 

[nztimb]

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Now it will be right side or left side so you have solved nothing, only added another dimension to the question which is quite correctly solved by having the end OVER and never under.

 

[Dr Ray]

@Dr Ray
Very very very small animals

Ha

 

[Hunter4752001]

There'd be a lot of turkeys out there highly offended at being compared to politicians.

 

[Zambezi]

@rookhawk
How many deep fried turkey testicle does it take to make a decent burger?

No matter how many it takes I'm sure it will never taste decent.

 

[Just Gina]

 

[BeeMaa]

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Reminds me of this…

 

[Shawn.54]

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In my case I don’t have a garden but my son complains about me and my buddy talking about pellet smoking meat.