on a lighter note...

[Randy F]

 

[Randy F]

 

[Opposite Pole]

 

[spike.t]

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Sending to her....

 

[Opposite Pole]

Sending to her....

well I got this one from her, was also told to “pay attention”

 

[spike.t]

well I got this one from her, was also told to “pay attention”

Yup can see that as well...

 

[cpr0312]

 

[Sabattiboy]

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It really is the man's fault.
It is a communication problem.
She is leaving and he says by.
She hears Buy.
She leaves happy with that instruction.
Then we are upset when she does what we said.

 

[Dr Ray]

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I can truly relate to that

 

[CBH Australia]

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I can truly relate to that

Verified by our resident financial Guru

 

[JimP]

 

[Hogpatrol]

Rye Bread


Two old guys, one 80 and one 87 were sitting on a park bench one morning.

The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.​

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day.

It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies.”​

So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery.

As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want five loaves."

She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this but me."​

 

[jpr9954]

 

[Wishfulthinker580]

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The Porthos Complex

 

[Wheels]

The Porthos Complex

??? Guess I'm not familiar with that.

 

[Jeff505]

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There are two kinds of money in my house. Our joint account is “ our money “ my wife decides the best way to spend this. Of course she has her own account which is “her money” . I hunt Africa and buy guns, I try and protect my wife from the knowledge of the cost of these things. Of this last item I do not speak, silence is a virtue.

 

[Wishfulthinker580]

??? Guess I'm not familiar with that.

I don’t know if “Complex” was the right term. I was referring to The Three Musketeers when D’Artagnan first met Porthos. Things aren’t always what they seem. Alexandre Dumas had a great sense of humor

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[Wheels]

 

[Wheels]

 

[Badjer]