on a lighter note...

[Holly Brewer]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Randy F]

 

[Sabattiboy]

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You know the story; just keep the warranty up as everything quits working a week after the warranty runs out.

 

[Sabattiboy]

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You know the story; just keep the warranty up as everything quits working a week after the warranty runs out.

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What if he used a Daisy Red Rider?

 

[K-man]

I've seen this all too often. Not from MY relatives....

 

[Randy F]

 

[Brent in Az]

 

[PARA45]

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I'm sure TSA would have a field day trying to screen his face out of all that metal. LMAO!!!!!

 

[Brent in Az]

I'm sure TSA would have a field day trying to screen his face out of all that metal. LMAO!!!!!

I can imagine that his face is not the only thing loaded with metal.....

 

[jpr9954]

 

[jpr9954]

 

[Hogpatrol]

Took a city slicker out hunting one day. Showing him a few of the finer points of the wild, I picked up a few rabbit turds. Asked him what he thought they were, he said didn't know. Told him they were smart pills. Gave him and instructed him to bite in to it. He did and said, these smell and taste like shit. Told him "See, you're getting smarter already".

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[Randy F]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

It snowed today in Trafford
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from Ch4 showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.

 

[ducmarc]

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Damn u got sliding back glass..

 

[ducmarc]

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