on a lighter note...

This is funny:

 
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I can't decide weather opening the door or a can of bear spray out of the window would of been better.

I’m still wondering why that fellow in the Jeep Liberty hit the brakes.
 
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Sometimes the big fish in a small pond need to stay in that small pond to remain a big fish,,,,

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Just because you are a badass somewhere, doesn’t mean you are a badass everywhere.

Stay humble to survive....
 
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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.


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