on a lighter note...

CAustin · Apr 15, 2020

Wheels said:
How do you Listen To The Music, Minute By Minute at China Grove by the Black Water with an Evil Woman drawing her Closer Everyday when the player eats your 8 track tape?

Volume down low Wheels!

observe · Apr 15, 2020

observe · Apr 15, 2020

observe · Apr 15, 2020

Northwest9 · Apr 16, 2020

Ed Lally said:
Translation please.

im only learning, but i think he thanks someone for a nomination, states that these are his brandy, sugar and egg, then the rest is self explanitory

i think it must be in response to some of those facebook "nominate a friend to post up a recipe" type things

observe · Apr 16, 2020

Northwest9 said:
im only learning, but i think he thanks someone for a nomination, states that these are his brandy, sugar and egg, then the rest is self explanitory

i think it must be in response to some of those facebook "nominate a friend to post up a recipe" type things

IN RESPONSE TO THE LATEST 'CHALLENGE' ON SOCIAL MEDIA...

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1065071853867411

BRICKBURN · Apr 16, 2020

I agree with the response.

CAustin · Apr 16, 2020

CAustin said:
Volume down low Wheels!

I must confess @Wheels she turned out to be an Evil Woman!

Hogpatrol · Apr 16, 2020

Just wanted to let yall know - today I received my Stimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my a$$, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker, and a "Blame it on Bush" poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.

Watch for yours soon.

Hogpatrol · Apr 16, 2020

cpr0312 · Apr 16, 2020

cpr0312 · Apr 16, 2020

cpr0312 · Apr 16, 2020

Hogpatrol · Apr 16, 2020

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT....

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security,
Retirement Funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I
told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.