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JimP
AH ambassador
- Joined
- Dec 14, 2014
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- Gypsum, Co
- Media
- 65
- Member of
- NRA, RMEF
- Hunted
- US (Utah, Arizona, Idaho, Colorado, Nevada, Wyoming. Canada (British Colombia), South Africa (Eastern Cape)
- Joined
- Jun 14, 2015
- Messages
- 8,555
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- 24,123
- Location
- Shreveport, Louisiana
- Media
- 278
- Articles
- 5
- Member of
- NRA, DSC
- Hunted
- Nam, Zam, Zim,RSA (Eastern Cape & NW), Canada, NZ, Alaska, TX, LA, MO, OH, MT, ID, WA, WY
The 12 commandments of growing old...
So you know you're growing old when "one for the road" means taking a pee before you leave.
#1 - Talk to yourself, because there are times you need expert advice.
#2 - Consider "in style" to be the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management, you just need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
#6 - These days, "on time" is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age look so much older than you.
#10 - You thought growing old would take a lot longer.
#11 - Aging sure has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
So you know you're growing old when "one for the road" means taking a pee before you leave.
#1 - Talk to yourself, because there are times you need expert advice.
#2 - Consider "in style" to be the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management, you just need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
#6 - These days, "on time" is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age look so much older than you.
#10 - You thought growing old would take a lot longer.
#11 - Aging sure has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2013
- Messages
- 10,221
- Reaction score
- 37,710
- Location
- Delaware, USA
- Media
- 104
- Articles
- 6
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- Hunted
- RSA, DE, NJ, PA, KS, TX, ME
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2013
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- Delaware, USA
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- 104
- Articles
- 6
- Member of
- Atglen Sportsmen's Club, NRA, SCI
- Hunted
- RSA, DE, NJ, PA, KS, TX, ME
cpr0312
AH ambassador
- Joined
- Jul 21, 2011
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- 14,441
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- North Carolina
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- 448
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- 1
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- Hunted
- US (All over), New Zealand, South Africa(Northern Cape, Eastern Cape, Free State, Northwest), Zimbabwe, Zambia, Tanzania, Uganda
cpr0312
AH ambassador
- Joined
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- US (All over), New Zealand, South Africa(Northern Cape, Eastern Cape, Free State, Northwest), Zimbabwe, Zambia, Tanzania, Uganda
cpr0312
AH ambassador
- Joined
- Jul 21, 2011
- Messages
- 14,441
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- Location
- North Carolina
- Media
- 448
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- 1
- Member of
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- Hunted
- US (All over), New Zealand, South Africa(Northern Cape, Eastern Cape, Free State, Northwest), Zimbabwe, Zambia, Tanzania, Uganda
- Joined
- Apr 13, 2013
- Messages
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- Location
- Delaware, USA
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- Articles
- 6
- Member of
- Atglen Sportsmen's Club, NRA, SCI
- Hunted
- RSA, DE, NJ, PA, KS, TX, ME
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Made it to Augusta Georgia yesterday for a meeting, hunt bookings are looking good for 2026 and 2027, had a great time on our Alabama safari shot a rutting deer at 200 yards with 7mm PRC near Huntsville and then headed on to Butler Alabama and semi guided my first deer ever shot a very nice broken off 8 point with hunter there and spend a few days on 1100 acres hunting preserve awesome place!
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An excellent AH member right here! I had a fantastic transaction with Hornedfrogbbq (I was the seller). His communication was first rate, payment was extremely fast, and I would have absolutely no reservations at all dealing with him again. Thank you, F!