on a lighter note...

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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The examiner showed him a card with the letters:

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

"Can you read this?" the examiner asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "Hell, I know the guy"!
 
A Rabbi and a Priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter.
"This baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased the rabbi. "You really ought to try it. I know it's against your religion, but I can't understand why such a wonderful food should be forbidden! You don't know what you're missing. You just haven't lived until you've tried Mrs. Hall's prized Virginia Baked Ham. Tell me, Rabbi, when are you going to break down and try it?"

The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, "At your wedding."
 
Remember back in the old days when someone complained and you told them "Here's a dime. Go call someone who gives a shit"?
 
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