on a lighter note...

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[Hogpatrol]

 

[Hogpatrol]

Ole is the Pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which said:

DA END ISS NEAR! TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!

As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, "Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

Shakin' his head, Rev. Ole says "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."

"Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, 'Bridge Out?'"

 

[ArmyGrunt]

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I know a few of these...one that got an art degree, but started working at Target afterwards thinking it's a way into marketing....that's prolly right

 

[Hogpatrol]

I had a student with a degree in some type of environmental gobbledegook who drove a honeywagon.

 

[ArmyGrunt]

Crappy turn of life!

 

[ArmyGrunt]

I laughed a bit loud at this. Sent by the girlfriend!

 

[Brent in Az]

I have honored you with a special award Robert.

 

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[JimP]

I had a student with a degree in some type of environmental gobbledegook who drove a honeywagon.

There is money in them thair honey wagons.

I have a friend that is in the portable out house business and he can't keep they in the yard. He once told me that after you go home and take a shower you are just like all the rest of the business owners but everyone keeps coming to you.

 

[Brent in Az]

There is money in them thair honey wagons.

I have a friend that is in the portable out house business and he can't keep they in the yard. He once told me that after you go home and take a shower you are just like all the rest of the business owners but everyone keeps coming to you.

A never ending supply of business.

 

[cpr0312]

 

[Hogpatrol]

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I get the one with gum on a front wheel or one that was whacked in the parking lot and the front end is out of alignment and it keeps pulling to the right.

 

[Divernhunter]

 

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[Longwalker]

After declaring Canadian steel and aluminum industries a US national security threat, Trump meets with North Korea...

 

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