Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by observe, Mar 28, 2013.
Roger that and it's always THEIR definition of common sense. Unfortunately, they wouldn't know what common sense is if it was on the tip of their noses. It reminds me of Einstein's famous quote about human stupidity being infinite.
Had to throw this one back out!
I tell them my name is "Dirk Diggler"
Women claim being in labor is way worse than a man getting kicked in the balls. Funny, you never hear a man say he wants to be kicked in the balls a second time.
I like buns for my egg sammich.
Me thinks their family tree might actually look like a telephone pole.
I couldn't stop the giggle that came out...
3 - one rabbit and 2 monkeys. All the elephnts saw the same 2 monkeys but they wern't going toward the river only the 2 monkeys were and the parrots are not animals.
If that was truly in Africa, the elephants would've been shot at by poachers, the rabbit snared for food, the monkeys climbed up trees and the parrots would've flown away...
Corrected it for you
Last time i checked, they were already at the top...
After sober consideration, I’ll amend to 4. The monkey is going “to” not “towards”. Lol
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