on a lighter note...

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The new generation is actually going to believe this.....

 

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[cpr0312]

 

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[BRICKBURN]

The new generation is actually going to believe this.....

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While chewing on a Tide Pod.

 

[BRICKBURN]

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Pure performance just like today's models.

 

[Brent in Az]

 

[Brent in Az]

 

[nztimb]

Quite a few here to raise a smile and a hackle or two

http://hardnoxandfriends.com/2018/02/23/funny-friday-78/

 

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[Hogpatrol]

Let me tell you, friends, that one simple spelling mistake--even a typo--can make your life hell when Spell Check takes over. I recently texted a short, romantic note to my wife while I was away on a fishing trip, And I missed one small "e". No problem you might say. Not so. This tiny error has caused me to seek Police protection to enter my own house. I wrote, "Hi darling, I'm enjoying and experiencing the best time of my whole life, and I wish you were her"

 

[BigJohnx13]

 

[ArmyGrunt]

I'm giving up alcohol for a month.

Edit: That came out wrong.....

I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month.

 

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AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him,
Looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here, good looking.
I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place,
My place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up,
sitting down, naked or with clothes on..It doesn't matter to me I just love it."
His eyes now wide with interest, he responds,
"No kidding... I'm in Government too.
Are you federal or state?”

 

[Rob404]

 

[Bobpuckett]

A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."

The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.

Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she replied.

"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"