on a lighter note...

[bilmcc]

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Why should we keep Mexicans out if we want to be like them? Clearly we have much to learn from them.
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[Hogpatrol]

 

[Tom Hawk]

Are feminists even trying?

 

[Hogpatrol]

View attachment 218710 Are feminists even trying?

What if beforehand he says "Quick, pull my finger"?

 

[CAustin]

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”. The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.

She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.

She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

The moral of the story?

If you’re going to have a senior moment… make it memorable.

 

[ArmyGrunt]

What if beforehand he says "Quick, pull my finger"?

Or if he yelled "surprise"? Or went Dutch oven....

 

[Tom Hawk]

What if beforehand he says "Quick, pull my finger"?

Or if he yelled "surprise"? Or went Dutch oven....

All “rape” I guess. The first one is consensual

 

[Royal27]

@Bobpuckett went and got himself a new shirt!

 

[Bobpuckett]

@Bobpuckett went and got himself a new shirt!

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[gizmo]

 

[Bobpuckett]

Gizmo! You just ain't right!

 

[Bobpuckett]

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Not Like these lucky shits today they get the pods.

 

[Hogpatrol]

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married five times?" "Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband 2 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband 3 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband 4 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband 5 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

 

[Bobpuckett]

 

[Brent in Az]

 

[Brent in Az]

 

[Brent in Az]

 

[Brent in Az]

 

[Rob404]

 

[Rob404]