on a lighter note...

[Nyati]

 

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My cousin Fedya Doktorov was at his mother-in-law's for "blins" (pancakes), and he was so full that he dropped his hat and couldn't bend down, he had to kick his hat all the way home.

 

[Ridge Runner]

How kick the can was invented...Most likely Not!

Little Billy decided to take a hike one day and to have something along to drink when he got thirsty he put two cans of sodas in in his backpack.

About an hour later Little Billy decided to take a break and drink one of the cans of sodas. Between the heating of the day and the jussoling around in his backpack. When Little Billy popped the tab top of the soda can the soda went all over Little Billy's face, hands, arms and clothes.

Being highly of set about the event, Little Billy removed the second can of soda from his backpack, placed on the ground and gave it a good kick towards home. The can went sailing through the air and landed about 30 feet away. The was impervious to Little Billy's kick. This made Little Billy even more upset. Thus Little Billy gave the full soda can another robust kick sending the can sailing through the air another 30 feet toward home. Still the full soda can showed to be impervious to Little Billy's kick. This continued again and again until Little Billy returned home.

Little Billy decided it was time to teach this can of soda he meant business. Little Billy placed the soda can on top of the fence post and went inside to get his 22 rifle to show the soda can just how much he hated being sprayed with soda by the first can.

Now during all this time of kicking and chasing, the full soda can home, Little Billy forgot about how thirsty he was and with his mind focused on kicking and chasing this full soda can Little Billy didn't realize how far he had traveled from home and that he was back home before his body felt tired.

Little Billy's last kick to the can sent the can sailing through the air and landing in a small patch of grass near a fence post. Little Billy was even more furious that the soda can still was impervious to all of his kicking.

Wait for it.....Not the ending....Yeeetttt....

While Little Billy was inside his older, by 2 years, Ben had seen Little Billy place the full soda can on the fence post and watched Little Billy go into the house.

Ben quickly ran over and retrieved the full soda can from the fence post. Ben was out to tease Little Billy. Ben went into the house through the kitchen door, got a tall glass of ice to pour the soda over, then drink the cold soda before Little Billy could.

Just as Little Billy came out of the house with his 22 rifle to shoot the can of soda, Little Billy saw the soda can was gone.

After looking all around the fencepost for the can of soda Little Billy was even more furious that the soda can had disappeared.

It was then Little Billy heard his older brother beside the house just a screaming. Ben had popped the top of the hot, well shaken soda can. In an instant the can of soda erupted drenching Ben's face, arms, clothes, only allowing a few hot droplets of soda to hit Ben's screaming open mouth.

Little Billy erupted in laughter so hard tears filled his eyes and his stomach started to cramp. In that instant Little Billy forgot how furious he was at that can of soda.

Never again did Ben take a can of soda from anyone without permission.

Kicking a full can of soda can relieve boredom and stress. What a neat mental game; Kicking the Can can be.

 

[Ridge Runner]

Found a new way to liven up sitting in the handicap parking space.

At least one or maybe several members here on AH, has/have had on an occasion, or several, like to sit in their vehicle with the engine running and backing up lights on just to "aggravate" drivers wanting to pull into a handicap parking space at Walmart.

Well today I inadvertently discovered a way to liven up "aggravating" drivers....actually, others who park in the handicap or parking space next to the handicap parking space. But this will work regardless where one parks.

I decided to spend the week camping and only do what has to be done, work wise, via phone. As such with these current 80+° days, the ice melted in my cooler. A 48 quart cooler holds a: 12 pack of 12 ounce bottles of beer, 12 pack of 20 ounce bottles of mountain dew, 12 pack of 20 ounce bottle of cokes, 18- 20 ounce bottles of water, 4 quarts of tonic water, 20 pounds of ice, and a reasonable amount of food that wouldn't fit in the food cooler.

Note: when 20 pounds of ice melts, that's a lot of water.

I stopped at a Walmart to pick up a few snacks items and a 20 pound bag of ice. Paid for the items and returned to my Jeep.

To start, the car in the parking space downhill and beside me left; while I was opening the drain plug on my cooler. Of course the water gushed out down the bed of the Gladiator. While the water was emptying I organized my cooler and while refilling the cooler with ice, another handicap tagged vehicle parked beside me.

I closed the cooler drain plug and secured the lid, wiggled my way into my driver seat and started pulling out of the parking space. That's when I noticed the occupants of the other vehicle frantically looking under and around their vehicle for a major fluid leak....on the drivers side.

LMAO still.....Wonder if they noticed, or figured out, their fluid leak was run off from the puddle of water I left in my parking space.

 

[Nyati]

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My cousin Fedya Doktorov was at his mother-in-law's for "blins" (pancakes), and he was so full that he dropped his hat and couldn't bend down, he had to kick his hat all the way home.

I love blinis, with sour cream and caviar

 

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