on a lighter note...

[MS 9x56]

Oil stone? That, my friend, is a chalk board eraser, in desperate need of being cleaned by slapping it against the wall...

Or all of your classmates backs.

 

[MS 9x56]

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Still do.

 

[MS 9x56]

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They are wooden soldiers that the boys pulled their arms off.

 

[thi9elsp]

A leopard can carry twice its weight into a tree. A cougar can carry half its age into a bed.

 

[MS 9x56]

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But why does it have lipstick on it?

 

[steve white]

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What kind of critter is that? cute...

 

[Vashper]

But why does it have lipstick on it?

Someone must have missed at first

 

[Vashper]

The resemblance is uncanny. No wonder the cow is upset.

The Prophet Isaiah, I must say, criticized this fashion, and predicted that it would not end well for Jerusalem.

 

[375 Ruger Fan]

 

[MS 9x56]

Do they make a smaller version for chicken poop?

 

[Sideshow]

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Was a gift from her husband…

 

[spike.t]

Good summation of whst comedy is at the end....

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[steve white]

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So much the more satisfying since she refused to make you one when you were together....

 

[steve white]

Heck, I might go in there every other day and tell her "You gonna make me a sammich"