on a lighter note...

[Nyati]

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[MS 9x56]

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Somebody just hit the naughty list.

 

[Ridge Runner]

The only way I get on the floor anymore is if I fall down.

Not funny....but yeah funny.....Gravity is a great help to get you down. But Gravity is a real b'tch! Doesn't want to help you to get back up.

 

[Ridge Runner]

I literally just read this tweet on X

https://twitter.com/x/status/1996000721297347062

Raccoon:
U {oo}...U{oo}....ber....,Ahug....Bu..ick, augh...Bu..ick, screw uber....Bu...ick.

Oh GOD....if I survive this please remind me never to over indulge in mixing an obnoxiously combination amounts of beer, wine, and liquor. Just allow me to moderately enjoy an appropriate amount of good liquor.

Bu...ick,

A$$hole friends just left me here to die...to die alone...1000 hits in 3 minutes already on social media... .U{oo}...U{oo}...ber......Bu...ick.

I hope I'm on my own bathroom floor.⁹

Oh.....That'll be a regrettable memory.

 

[Ridge Runner]

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The deer's name was Rudolph.....that hunter spotted him by his red nose. Isn't that considered spot lighting.

The both of you are now on the naughty list.

 

[steve white]

My aunt went over and told her neighbor, "I think I ran over your cat..."
The neighbor asked, "what did the cat look like?"
My aunt made a contorted face and twisted body, and said, "like THIS"

 

[Doug Hamilton]

Not funny....but yeah funny.....Gravity is a great help to get you down. But Gravity is a real b'tch! Doesn't want to help you to get back up.

"Help. I've fallen and I can't..."

 

[MS 9x56]

Raccoon:
U {oo}...U{oo}....ber....,Ahug....Bu..ick, augh...Bu..ick, screw uber....Bu...ick.

Oh GOD....if I survive this please remind me never to over indulge in mixing an obnoxiously combination amounts of beer, wine, and liquor. Just allow me to moderately enjoy an appropriate amount of good liquor.

Bu...ick,

A$$hole friends just left me here to die...to die alone...1000 hits in 3 minutes already on social media... .U{oo}...U{oo}...ber......Bu...ick.

I hope I'm on my own bathroom floor.⁹

Oh.....That'll be a regrettable memory.

I learned that lesson at the 1976 Munich Oktoberfest. The next day was absolutely horrible got to taste breakfast and lunch twice, on the way in and out. Never made that mistake again.