on a lighter note...

[mdwest]

I have a client who was the doctor in charge of the ER in a major metropolitan hospital. He told me the craziest stories. One was about a teenage girl who shot her 17 year-old brother after a fight over the TV remote control! The kid was a blue chip college running back football recruit. The doctors couldn’t save him. He said those inner city kids had no respect for life.

I worked a homicide in the late 90's... where a woman had stabbed her husband of almost 20 years in the neck with a steak knife and killed him...

because he ate the last piece of fried chicken from the local chicken shack.. and didnt ask her if she wanted it first..

sadly, Its not just the kids in the inner city that have little to no respect for life.. they learned their values... and the system just keeps things moving in the same direction over and over and over again..

 

[LivingTheDream]

I worked a homicide in the late 90's... where a woman had stabbed her husband of almost 20 years in the neck with a steak knife and killed him...

because he ate the last piece of fried chicken from the local chicken shack.. and didnt ask her if she wanted it first..

sadly, Its not just the kids in the inner city that have little to no respect for life.. they learned their values... and the system just keeps things moving in the same direction over and over and over again..

Whats the name of the chicken shack?Sounds like some good chicken.

 

[BeeMaa]

Whats the name of the chicken shack?Sounds like some good chicken.

Why was I not surprised at this.

Probably because I was going to write it myself, but @LivingTheDream beat me to it. Well done sir.

 

[sgt_zim]

 

[Badjer]

 

[Badjer]

 

[Ridge Runner]

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Not true.
My step-dad's cat would be constantly texting:

1) How soon you gonna be home? I want my catnip and those crunchy chicken soft center treats.

2) Don't forget you need to pick up some more catnip and soft center crunchy chicken flavor treats.

3) To be even more annoying when we are at home. She would be texting: quit calling me fat and give me some more treats and get my toys from: behind the TV stand, under the recliners, and that new catch all stand in the kitchen. And while you're up I need more fresh water. But I really want milk.

4) I'm bored and lonely. Hurry your asses back here. I want treats.

 

[Jeff 907]

 

[mdwest]

Whats the name of the chicken shack?Sounds like some good chicken.

lol… it was just a Church’s Chicken in the local hood..

I will confess it was really good chicken though… every time I worked that ward I’d get a dinner there and a couple of jalapeños…they had huge, hot peppers for just $0.25 each

 

[Doug Hamilton]

Not true.
My step-dad's cat would be constantly texting:

1) How soon you gonna be home? I want my catnip and those crunchy chicken soft center treats.

2) Don't forget you need to pick up some more catnip and soft center crunchy chicken flavor treats.

3) To be even more annoying when we are at home. She would be texting: quit calling me fat and give me some more treats and get my toys from: behind the TV stand, under the recliners, and that new catch all stand in the kitchen. And while you're up I need more fresh water. But I really want milk.

4) I'm bored and lonely. Hurry your asses back here. I want treats.

Sounds like your cat took texting lessons from my two Labradors.

 

[Ridge Runner]

Sounds like your cat took texting lessons from my two Labradors.

The three of them may have been in the same class.

 

[K-man]

Not true.
My step-dad's cat would be constantly texting:

1) How soon you gonna be home? I want my catnip and those crunchy chicken soft center treats.

2) Don't forget you need to pick up some more catnip and soft center crunchy chicken flavor treats.

3) To be even more annoying when we are at home. She would be texting: quit calling me fat and give me some more treats and get my toys from: behind the TV stand, under the recliners, and that new catch all stand in the kitchen. And while you're up I need more fresh water. But I really want milk.

4) I'm bored and lonely. Hurry your asses back here. I want treats.

Proves the old saying, "Dogs have owners, Cats have staff."

 

[Ridge Runner]

Proves the old saying, "Dogs have owners, Cats have staff."

Whomever coined that phrase obviously didn't have pets (animal(s)).

Animals are the owners and masters; humans are their pets.

Just a few examples off a long list:

1) animals let their humans know when they are hungry and expect to be fed at certain times of day. If not fed on time something is going to get terrorized.

2) leave an animal at home when they really wanted to go with you....something or the whole house is going to be terrorized.

3) Don't keep the litter box clean, or clean enough (cats); Don't promptly let them out to relieve themselves watch for "land mines" and "puddles", especially during the night.

4) Animals want attention now. Failure to acknowledge them is not a option they are worse than children on a road trip.

5) Whatever your eating they want some....all...of it and more.

6) Another human visitor comes to visit and brings their master, and you pay any attention to it your master will demand more of your attention until the home wrecker leaves. However, if your master brings home a visitor your master expects preferential treatment and for you to show some modest attention to their friend.
And the list goes on and on.

 

[Sabattiboy]

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Me and my shadow!

 

[DonPablo]

I looked through all 2141 pages and at least 25% of the memes are repeats Some only weeks or days after being posted previously. I'm guessing this says something about our age and short/long term memory.

 

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