on a lighter note...

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Guy comes home after work and announces to his wife, " Hey, I hit the lottery. Pack your bags". She replies "Fantastic, where are we going"? He says "We're not going anywhere. You are".
 
That first one off the toe is in the weeds to your right.
Does that put the one at the heal inside edge of the woods just past the rough on the left and the center into the water trap?

Asking for a friend?:cool::ROFLMAO:
 
Wait....What.....Hold on a second.....
(y)...I can relate and agree
:ROFLMAO:...LMFAO...wait....Not Funny...because I can relate and humbly agree
:E In Love:...the only way I get things to work right is to profusely swear at the stupid thing...so no (y)...people around me instantly get offended because they automatically think I'm swearing at them...so not :ROFLMAO:

WOW...doesn't seem appropriate because it's neither surprising nor astonishing. But am astonished someone conducted a study.

SAD, THUMB DOWN, and ANGRY...could be reaction ratings from stupid people. Since this is in the humous, On A Lighter Note section I am intelligent enough this deserves a rating beyond these three.

SO....

I'm working on a project at my bench or table. I sometimes swear to get the thing apart. Do what I need to do and start to put the thing back together. And Poof, just like that a piece isn't where I remember I last laid it and I swear, sometimes a lot...Poof..just like that the missing piece shows back up where I last laid it.

The parts don't want to go back together like or as easily as they came apart. I swear even more and the parts instantly start going back together. This swearing continues until the thing is completely reassembled.

:unsure::unsure::unsure:...Does this mean:

1) I am more intelligent than stupid people

Or

2) I did I become more intelligent because all my swearing activated my brain cells to function in a more rational manner

Or

2) did the damn thing get tired of me sweraing profusely at it and decided to go back together and function properly to stop all of my swearing at it.

Asking for a friend.
 
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