on a lighter note...

[mdwest]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Ridge Runner]

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Don't really remember the cassettes having the lyrics included. But I can remember some of the records included the lyrics inside or on the back of the album cover.

 

[Wheels]

 

[Sabattiboy]

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It was only after we started using closed captioning, I learned what they really said in movies.

 

[nztimb]

What my wife swears the floor on my side of our bed looks like. She is only half wrong.

it was supposed to have the heading that he was trying to understand women.

 

[Ridge Runner]

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You must have a home on or near the beach.

I have nothing against relatively overweight people.

At 5'10", 200+/- pounds, my once "six pack" abs, now resemble a keg. I call it Pleasing plump.

But unless you are 8 feet tall or taller, a person should not weigh over 400 pounds.

When your girth matches your height, you need to learn to put down your table spoon and fork, and how to back your chair away from the table. Especially if you receive the customer of the year award from MacDonald's.

To keep things properly flowing;....It ought to mandatory for every meal a person eats at MacDonald's they have to eat 2 meals at Taco Bell.

Make that 3 meals at Taco Bell per MacDonald's meal, add a walk around a Walmart supercenter, going thru every department/isle, twice a day and Americans will become the healthiest people in the world.

And even better; people have the options of wearing sweat pants and t-shirt, or their pajamas.

Ya go through the drive-thru at McDonald's, get ya a Big Mac or one of them double quarter pounder with cheese meals; eat it as ya go over to ah Taco Bell for 3 of them Burrito Supremes, while on your way to the Walmart super store; then ya just let nature take it's course, as you continue your workout; I'll bet you, you'll be in hunting shape by August. ....That is if you started this program by the second day after Christmas.

 

[Ridge Runner]

it was supposed to have the heading that he was trying to understand women.

Sorry, But There ain't a book, Oohh hell, a library; Not even The encyclopedia Britannica, Wikipedia, etc., Not even women, can even agree on what a man needs to know on how to understand them.

One of nature's cruelest jokes in a man's life....(real) Men understand (real) men, ...and (real) women understand (real) women and (real)...nature for some reason neglected men the right to understand (real) women.

Nature...is always called Mother Nature....there ya go....right off the bat... there's a bias toward men.

Men:; are created to be simple: sex, eat, fart, sex, fart, sleep, sex, (that wasn't a fart, excuse me), alcohol....(excuse me)....(Aahh, it was just a fart),.. (multiple times within the past 15 minutes) scratch our ass cheeks, scratch (actually reaffirming) our groin area/ manhood is fully intact, work, hunt, fish, repeat.

Women: No Matter how hard a man tries, No Matter how many of those "women" magazines a guy reads; ...It is a Fact of Life men will never nor were ever intended to understand women. Get it "Mother Nature".

Had it been Father Nature, us men may have stood a slightly less than even chance on understanding women,...but Mother Nature:; that's a No Chance in Hell, men are Not to understand women.

Guys it's our only recourse for when the wife and /or girlfriend says to you.."...But, you don't understand....":; Of course I fully understand.. I fully understand that no matter what I do or try to do I'm totally wrong.

 

[Ridge Runner]

Apologies Von Gruff got a bit side tracked and carried away on your thread. But I just couldn't help myself.

 

[Monsai52]

You must have a home on or near the beach.

I have nothing against relatively overweight people.

At 5'10", 200+/- pounds, my once "six pack" abs, now resemble a keg. I call it Pleasing plump.

But unless you are 8 feet tall or taller, a person should not weigh over 400 pounds.

When your girth matches your height, you need to learn to put down your table spoon and fork, and how to back your chair away from the table. Especially if you receive the customer of the year award from MacDonald's.

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My rule for being fat for a man is if the waist measurement on your jeans is greater than the inseam.
34x36 or 36x36 = OK; 38x36 = Fat

Best regards,

 

[Wyatt Smith]

My rule for being fat for a man is if the waist measurement on your jeans is greater than the inseam.
34x36 or 36x36 = OK; 38x36 = Fat

Best regards,

Yes and no. I’m 6’2” and 200lbs. I wear 34x34, but know people 3 inches shorter than me, and 20 pounds heavier who wear the same size pants.

 

[DeadEyeDickless]

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

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