on a lighter note...

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My niece went to the veterinary clinic with her cat. The animal's name is Lexus. Doctors call for an appointment by nicknames. The queue has come, the doctor comes out, says: "Who has a Lexus here?" Some guy stands up in surprise: "Well, I have. Why?" "Let's go for castration!"
 
It's all the time. I worked at the airport. It happens even more abruptly. For example, a girl tore out her photo and replaced it with another one, attaching it with a stapler. Because the old photo "did not like". There is even a specific joke: "You know, your passport has a problem with a photo...". "What's wrong? Here I am: the third in the second row!".
 

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