on a lighter note...

[Just Gina]

@ActionBob

 

[Just Gina]

 

[1911Fan]

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This man is the hero we need, not the hero we deserve!

 

[Ridge Runner]

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@ActionBob

Yeap, and although I was still in the parking lot I texted back no I'm half way home and traffic is bad. Be home soon.

Having used this excuse not to go back into the grocery store before she texted back:

Girlfriend: your out of beer.

Me: I'm still in the parking lot going back inside. What else do we need?

Girlfriend: texted me a 15 item list.

Me: your list has been reduced to 5 items. I love you, but no way am I getting those other 10 (feminine) items.

 

[Newboomer]

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democrat.

 

[Newboomer]

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Been there, done that. Engine go Waaah!!

 

[Switup]

 

[Switup]

 

[Switup]

 

[Switup]

 

[Switup]

 

[Sabattiboy]

With 13 times 4 week periods each year you are being done out of a months pension.

Mine comes on the 4th Wednesday of the month and when the first Wednesday is on Thursday or later it is long time until that forth Wednesday gets there. That makes it feel like I get cheated out of a weeks pay. But hey, no one said life is fair.

 

[spike.t]

Nailed it!

Jeez OK so I like tits and ass.......

 

[Sabattiboy]

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Best advice I've had in a long time.

 

[spike.t]

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Gina I think you need to go to a rehab centre specialising in coffee addiction.....just saying

 

[spike.t]

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@ActionBob

Also why is it they have the uncanny ability to phone you just as you are trying to get your cards out to pay, or are in the middle of paying at the supermarket....you then having to try get your phone out of your pocket at same time.....I don't even have to wonder now if it happens as know exactly who is calling......

 

[Scott CWO]

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Oh that’s gonna hurt!

 

[Scott CWO]

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@Bob Nelson 35Whelen I can just hear it now, “Should have used a 35 Whelen, mate!”

 

[Jfet]

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That is kind of like it was for me growing up with my big sister. I wonder what the dog did. I bet it was brilliant.

 

[K-man]

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Well I suppose I could pry it from your cold dead fingers......
Love to know the actual story behind that photo..