on a lighter note...

[Hogpatrol]

 

[Hogpatrol]

 

[Randy F]

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Love it! It’s in Osage, MN. I used to stop in there quite a bit when I lived and worked in the area. Great food and great sense of humor.

Sorta like the sign out front of a local bar where I live now. It reads…
FREE BEER
TOPLESS BARTENDERS
FALSE ADVERTISING

 

[Brent in Az]

 

[Wheels]

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[Dr Ray]

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Me too![emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Dr Ray]

@Dr Ray brisvagas to Melbourne in a day is very doable. I was doing it in a truck over 30 years ago. Sydney to Perth in 40 hours.
Bob

Well average citizen shouldn’t drive that far in a single day or 30 hours

 

[Wheels]

 

[Just Gina]

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I would say, " With my eyes closed"

 

[CBH Australia]

@Dr Ray brisvagas to Melbourne in a day is very doable. I was doing it in a truck over 30 years ago. Sydney to Perth in 40 hours.
Bob

Something needs calibration, it's not your chronograph this time.

 

[spike.t]

*STUDENT OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM!*

Ask a stupid question - get a stupid answer

I WOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM 100%! EACH ANSWER IS ABSOLUTELY GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT AND FUNNY TOO. THE TEACHER HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR.

*Q1: IN WHICH BATTLE DID NAPOLEON DIE?*

```HIS LAST BATTLE.```

*Q2: WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE SIGNED?*

```AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.```

*Q3: RIVER RAVI FLOWS IN WHICH STATE?*

```LIQUID.```

*Q4: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR DIVORCE?*

```MARRIAGE.```

*Q5: WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR FAILURE?*

```EXAMS.```

*Q6: WHAT CAN YOU NEVER EAT FOR BREAKFAST?*

```LUNCH & DINNER.```

*Q7: WHAT LOOKS LIKE HALF AN APPLE?*

```THE OTHER HALF.```

*Q8: IF YOU THROW A RED STONE INTO THE BLUE SEA WHAT WILL IT BECOME?*

```WET.```

*Q9: HOW CAN A MAN GO EIGHT DAYS WITHOUT SLEEPING?*

```NO PROBLEM, HE SLEEPS AT NIGHT.```

*Q10: HOW CAN YOU LIFT AN ELEPHANT WITH ONE HAND?*

```YOU WILL NEVER FIND AN ELEPHANT THAT HAS ONE HAND```

*Q11: IF YOU HAD THREE APPLES AND FOUR ORANGES IN ONE HAND AND FOUR APPLES AND THREE ORANGES IN OTHER HAND, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE?*

```VERY LARGE HANDS```

*Q12: IF IT TOOK EIGHT MEN TEN HOURS TO BUILD A WALL, HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOUR MEN TO BUILD IT?*

```NO TIME AT ALL, THE WALL IS ALREADY BUILT```

*Q13: HOW CAN YOU DROP A RAW EGG ONTO A CONCRETE FLOOR WITHOUT CRACKING IT?*

```ANY WAY YOU WANT, CONCRETE FLOORS ARE VERY HARD TO CRACK.```

*Spread some laughter, share the cheer. Let's be happy, while we're here!*

 

[spike.t]

 

[WAB]

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The last words of an honest man.

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

Well average citizen shouldn’t drive that far in a single day or 30 hours

@Dr Ray
I was a truck driver back in the bad old days when you did it or someone else would. We had to break a lot of speeding laws to do it. Back in the 80s the average speed of an overnight truck between Sydney and Melbourne was 100mph.(160kmph). The Sydney Perth trucks were quicker again.
I'm glad the laws have changed for the better m ages the job a lot safer.
Bob

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

Something needs calibration, it's not your chronograph this time.

@CBH Australia
Nothing needs a calibration mate that's how it was back in the 80s and 90s.
I left Melbourne at 10pm one night and had to be in Sydney by 6am the following morning.
The freight was supposed to go by plane but we got paid a shitload extra to get to the airport before the plane it left at 4.30am. It was cheaper to send it by road. I got to Sydney in 7.5 hours. That truck was owned by Mick Travalos ( a greek) who had the fastest trucks in that era. Mine was capable of just over 200 kilometres per hour when you wound it out. Those white lines disappear real quick at that speed..
Fun yes. Dangerous, extremely. We couldn't even get life insurance because it was regarded as a too high a risk job.
I'm glad it has changed for the new drivers with tougher laws to make it safer.
Bob

 

[Randy F]

 

[Randy F]

 

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