on a lighter note...

[Hogpatrol]

 

[Brent in Az]

The misses wasn’t too impressed with loose taco.

Can't imagine why?

 

[Brent in Az]

Been there

 

[Hogpatrol]

^^^^^^^^^^^ BTDT^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[observe]

 

[observe]

 

[gizmo]

Can't imagine why?

I’m pretty sure she’s going to kill me in my sleep, I find it hilarious. Soooo I’ve shortened it to LT so my kids don’t get a mental image that will scar them for life. Misses on the other hand doesn’t find it near as humorous.

 

[Brent in Az]

I’m pretty sure she’s going to kill me in my sleep, I find it hilarious. Soooo I’ve shortened it to LT so my kids don’t get a mental image that will scar them for life. Misses on the other hand doesn’t find it near as humorous.

My wife(ex), didn't care much for the use of words, like "Beaver", or "Camel toe".

 

[gizmo]

My wife(ex), didn't care much for the use of words, like "Beaver", or "Camel toe".

Mine has a pretty good since of humor, she’d have to. She been married to me for almost 20 years now.

 

[Brent in Az]

^

 

[Brent in Az]

I’m pretty sure she’s going to kill me in my sleep, I find it hilarious. Soooo I’ve shortened it to LT so my kids don’t get a mental image that will scar them for life. Misses on the other hand doesn’t find it near as humorous.

I called my Latina wife "Stingy Taco". Fortunately, I'm still alive, and she is just a bad memory. Lol.

 

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[raimanparoni]

 

[Mekaniks]

 

[Dudders]

 

[Dudders]

 

[Hogpatrol]

If you had the choice between being as rich as Bill Gates or having world peace, what color Lamborghini would you buy?

I went to the doctors earlier today with hearing problems.
He said “Can you describe the symptoms?”
I said “Homers a fat guy, Marge has blue hair and they have two kids ......”

Money doesn’t buy you happiness but it can buy you food, something to drink and a small tropical island inhabited by 20 awesome female models.

 

[Hogpatrol]

 

[Hogpatrol]

 

[Hogpatrol]

A guy that raised rabbits had a city slicker over for a visit. When he offered his visitor some rabbit turds to try, he was asked "What are these"? The reply was smart pills. The visitor nibbled on one and remarked, these smell like shit, they must be turds. The rabbit guy responded "See. You're getting smarter already".