on a lighter note...

[spike.t]

 

[spike.t]

 

[spike.t]

 

[cpr0312]

 

[Opposite Pole]

I love summer in Scotland. It's my favourite day of the year

 

[PARA45]

Oh sh*t, the mark of the devil, 666 pages so far.

 

[Randy F]

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That is just SO wrong on SO many levels.

 

[Tbitty]

My wife sent me to the store to get cucumbers the other day. I bought a jar of Vaseline too, to make sure the checkout clerk didn't think I was a vegan.

 

[PARA45]

I blame COVID and the White House clown.

 

[Randy F]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday, he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”

I said “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?…. do you understand?!!”

I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull…. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs
“Your badge, show him your BADGE!!”

 

[ducmarc]

My tax dollars at work

 

[meigsbucks]

My new euro mount.

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Brent in Az]

 

[Von Gruff]

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I bet there would have been some serious "maybe's" if there was an acme store in the neighbourhood