on a lighter note...

I get 25 days a year (after 10 years of service… I started with 15 days per year)….

I typically take about 20 and lose the rest… it’s a serious stretch to even get 20 in most years honestly…
 
One day an English lord came to see a doctor.
– You know, Doctor, six months ago I married a lovely young
lady, but she can't get pregnant in any way. Maybe you
can recommend something?
"Excuse me, sir, but how old are you?"
"Seventy-five."
– And your wife?
"She's twenty–five.
– You know what I recommend to you: take a wife, hire a young
secretary and go on a trip on your yacht for two
or three months. Believe me, the sea air sometimes works wonders!
Six months pass, the old lord reappears at the doctor's.
– Thank you very much, Doctor! The sea air really works
wonders! My wife is pregnant!
- Hmm, and how is the young secretary? – the doctor asks ironically.
– You know, she's pregnant too! That's what I'm saying - the sea air works
wonders!
 
A pump action revolver, that is like way cool. This belongs in a veterinary kit. I believe most horse ailments are treated that way.

Particularly at Churchill Downs in recent months! [emoji41]
 

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