Help, suffering from Africa Dissociative Disorder

Well since it is now a "named condition" and we have a "treatment" now we just need a doctor to prescribe and we can use Obamacare to get well. I knew there would someday be some good use for it.
 
A good PH has to be a mechanic, guide, barman, etc......even act as a doctor, so gentlemen step into my office.....I have the perfect cure!
 
Well, I suppose I suffer from something similar? After 36 Big Game safaris, in 8 different countries, over the past 21 years - I believe I have graduated to step 2, in the 10 step recovery process!:)
 
This condition is terminal. The more cures you administer the greater and faster the infection spreads. You start building a fireplace and boma at home, swop your wife's suv for a landcruiser, start wearing khaki outfits to work, log in to live streaming game drives every morning and evening. Whats even more ironic is that even people like myself, living in africa on the doorstep of some of the best wilderness areas have the condition. My wife calls it "Bush Fomo"!
 

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NEW ZEALAND SAFARIS wrote on Djei5's profile.
Afternoon I just received a message but cannot find the text sorry, how can I help?
csmith wrote on 19_A_CPT's profile.
Not sure your price range. Have a 375 H&H with a muzzle brake. Nice rifle only fired a few times. Also a Mossberg 375 Ruger its been used and shows a few hunts on it.
Two African Safaris Hunted South Africa both times,
9 game animals taken
Has anybody hunted with Phumba safari in steenbokpan south Africa?
 
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