Free Hunt for One Hunter & One Observer from Lianga Safaris for 2016

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    My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
    That means I talk down to people.
     

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    Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
     

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    Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline.
     

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    Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
     

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    Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
     

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    Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.
     

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    Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, and fear of Chuck Norris is just plain logic.
     

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    Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
     

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    Chuck can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
     

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    When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
     

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    Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
     

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    It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
     

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    M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
     

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    Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
     

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    Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
     

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    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
     

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    Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.
     

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    Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
     

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    Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
     

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    There once was a street called Chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
     

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