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My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
 

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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
 

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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
 

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Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, and fear of Chuck Norris is just plain logic.
 

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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
 

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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
 

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It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
 

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
 

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There once was a street called Chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
 
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