Crystal Ball

[AkMike]

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news:
"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow.

Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her racing mind. She simply had to know.
She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,


"Will I be acquitted?"

 

[spike.t]

not one for the wife to read ....

 

[AkMike]

Why? My wife got a far away, longing look in her eyes..

Hmmmm

 

[gillettehunter]

Nice!!

 

[AkMike]

Along these same lines

 

[AfricaHunting.com]

Just finished watching this with my wife and we had a good laugh! Thanks Mike! My Wife's grand-mother had three husbands, never divorced, she just outlived all three of them.

 

[AkMike]

Way back in the 1770's I had a grandparent that had 7 wives. Most not at the same time, BUT there was a bit of an overlap during the last 2..

 

[ActionBob]

Jerome my mother is on her 3rd.

Mom married dad when she was 18 and he was 22. Dad passed away at 44 and it was devastating. But she remarried and theis second one died of Alzheimer's, I think they were married 17 years. She then found an actual 60 year old virgin and married him and they are still going strong... I suspect the old guy has a strong heart! In her younger days Mom had nothing against getting up and dancing on the bar, embarrassing us teenagers and dad!

On her third wedding day I wished her new husband luck and let him know I admired his courage on their wedding day. She is 70 years young and spry and healthy... We took them with last summer to the Lake Superior shore and hiked a bunch in the hills... She ran his ass off and wasn't even breathing hard!

 

[AfricaHunting.com]

OK, I could normally make a lot of comments from that post, but all I can think of is the 60 year old virgin???? Talk about a rare trophy of sorts…. BTW I've been waiting for the right moment to use this emoji.

 

[ActionBob]

Glad I could help ya out J!

Is there one with fingers stuck in ears going nanananananananana! Because that is me as I'm running the other way when dear old mom is telling my wife and sisters details.

 

[Bobpuckett]

My Grandfather died a 73 he out lived 4 wives so he married a much younger one that outlived him, you wouldn't believe what they were doing when he died.

 

[AkMike]

Your Granddad is my newest hero!

Imagine,,, 'coming' and going at the same time

 

[Bullthrower338]

Along the lines of Chrystal balls.....
I went to one the other day and she said I would be coming into money very soon.
Last night I went home with a girl named Penny!
How spooky is that? Lmao

 

[bluey]

Along the lines of Chrystal balls.....
I went to one the other day and she said I would be coming into money very soon.
Last night I went home with a girl named Penny!
How spooky is that? Lmao

ha ha ha nicely executed , bloko

 

[ArmyGrunt]

OK, I could normally make a lot of comments from that post, but all I can think of is the 60 year old virgin???? Talk about a rare trophy of sorts…. BTW I've been waiting for the right moment to use this emoji.

Couldn't have asked for a better moment to use that one!