Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by Hallgeir Gravråk, Mar 8, 2019.
Be carefull before you sit down,
That normally only happens to the toilet after a serious curry......
I almost sat on a buddies toilet in KS until I saw a gopher swimming around in the bowl! Scary!
I saw something similar a while back. Seems to me it was a snake. either way it is "sitters beware!"
You'll only do it once.
Wait til you see only part of a big snake.
If it was a friend of mine there would be no sledge hammer sitting next to the toilet but a few empty 12 ga shells.
I can relate to that. My wife & I were just dozing off one night when we heard a splash! What??? Only place around that has standing water is the toilet. Sure enough a snake was in it. And fast forwarding thru the next hour, the snake ended up dead and the toilet bowl survived. The snake had managed to get on the roof of the house, slither thru the roof exhaust vent, down the vent pipe, and finally thru the fan blades which was directly above the toilet.
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