Amish Christmas lights.

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  1. AkMike

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    Amazing! :D ;)

    Who said you can't teach an Ozzie anything? ;)
     

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    your the only one ive ever heard say that bloko:confused:
     

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    LOL :D Jest funning amte!
     

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    if its not fun its, boring ......
     

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    Nah he hangs around up here til after Christmas. Then he vacations down that way somewhere during Jan-Feb.



    After we visited Santa at North Pole Alaska we went swimming.. OUTSIDE at -45f. No saltie, toothie's here!
     

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    how long did take for your nuts to drop back out of your neck ???
     

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    Any time I was out of the water it got 'nippley'. The women were at attention! :D
     

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    ..'tis what happens when you spend your whole life hanging upsidedown like a bat.. :heh:
     

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    ha ha ha, what ever happens mate, don't ever miss a chance will ya
    have ya found me a boat to work over there yet ???
     

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    yup what do you think willem was checking out for you when he was posing next to your new ocean trawler? looks perfect for you......:thumb::thumb: i mean its brand new, hasnt even been launched yet....;)
     

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    who needs enemies ,with my friends ,hey ?:laughing:
    scott ,bob do you wanna kick a bloke while his down
     

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    Down or UPSIDE down?? :D ;)
     

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    Bluey, when you were young did you ever take a date out to the beach late at night to watch the submarine races?
     

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    each and every chance l got , in summer it was extra cool when the dolphins were herding bait fish and squid just a few metres off the beach ...that was a winner bloke
    in winter it was smarter toshow the local bueaties over the boat ...... at least you could make them a cup of cocoa
    there was that much local only stuff to show the tourist girls , in the cliffs and teatree dunes at the edge of the little coastal town l grew up in that you never ran out bait to show the darlings .

    why where are you going with this fella? :fishing:
     

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    I just thought that the view would have been similar to the Amish Lights.
     

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    it was never totally black on the foreshore in queenscliff ,
     

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    ..there is nothing I would enjoy more, my dear friend, than to have you skipper my other catamaran full of tourists every day. The best thing is that, over the radio, you could then translate what the Aastrailean tourists on my boat are actually saying. Now, wouldn't that be fun..? :wink:
     

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    ha ha ha... go shit in ya hat, bro ...
     

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