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Buff-Buster

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You are on a Horse, galloping at a constant speed.

On your right side is a sharp drop off.

And on your left side is an Elephant traveling at the same speed as you.

Directly in front of you is a galloping Kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.

Behind you is a Lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.
 
whahahahahahah good one !!!!! whooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
First I ll wait until it stops !

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Remember this advice Spike!!
 
i have taken my time replying as i am waiting for my lawyers instructions !!!!!!!!!!!!!:p:laughing::beer:

As a Shit House Lawyer My advice is to help all you drunk ass friends get off to. :laughing::beer:

:thumb: Good one Buff-Buster
 
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i have taken my time replying as i am waiting for my lawyers instructions !!!!!!!!!!!!!:p:laughing::beer:

He might reply Spike if you get him off the merry-go-round. Being a lawyer, he might be doing something else to the horse instead of riding it!...lol
 
i have taken my time replying as i am waiting for my lawyers instructions !!!!!!!!!!!!!:p:laughing::beer:

Is this the same guy that gave marital advice about hanging bras in the bar? I would wonder which bar he has been admitted to.
 
Is this the same guy that gave marital advice about hanging bras in the bar? I would wonder which bar he has been admitted to.

hey wayne the wife was only piss-d off because i forgot to have one of hers hanging there , trouble is i found the HUNTING for different ones required more skill and cunning!! :p;):laughing::beer:
 
Hope I can remember this one around the campfire!
 

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