Retro Johnny Carson:
Mc Donald's announced the largest McD's will open in Moscow, Russia.
The restaurant will be hiring 600 employees.
However, due to the meat (beef) shortages in Russia, McDonald's will be starting a new business, a local cattle farm, to insure a steady supply of beef.
This new business will be called Eastern India Export and Imports Organization.
Now McDonald's has a farm (and) E I E I O.
20 years later......largest McDonald's is in China and the Tong have insisted that McDonald's serve Toe Fu and finger sandwiches.