The Girlfriend

[flatwater bill]

My nephew Brandon sends me a joke every week. This was the most popular at last week's high roller elk camp: (apologies before hand, never before, etc.................)

How do you know your girl friend's getting too fat?

She's starting to fit into your wife's clothes................FWB

 

[CAustin]

My nephew Brandon sends me a joke every week. This was the most popular at last week's high roller elk camp: (apologies before hand, never before, etc.................)

How do you know your girl friend's getting too fat?

She's starting to fit into your wife's clothes................FWB

Good one!

 

[Witold Krzyżanowski]

I like it.

 

[inkonkoni]

Best hope your wife does not find out

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

My nephew Brandon sends me a joke every week. This was the most popular at last week's high roller elk camp: (apologies before hand, never before, etc.................)

How do you know your girl friend's getting too fat?

She's starting to fit into your wife's clothes................FWB

@flatwater bill
What's the difference between a new wife and a new puppy.
After 12 months at least the pups happy when you come home..

I used to call my second wife Angel.
She was always up in the air and harping about something.
Bob

 

[William W.]

@flatwater bill
What's the difference between a new wife and a new puppy.
After 12 months at least the pups happy when you come home..

I used to call my second wife Angel.
She was always up in the air and harping about something.
Bob

 

[Dr Ray]

@flatwater bill
What's the difference between a new wife and a new puppy.
After 12 months at least the pups happy when you come home..

I used to call my second wife Angel.
She was always up in the air and harping about something.
Bob

Listen to Frankie Sardo song about kiss and make up I think it’s called.
Part of the lyrics- when I walk through the door misery you bring (words something like that).
Sardo toured with Buddy Holly - Winter Dance Party