AkMike
AH fanatic
*Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who
are interested in them?*
*A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.*
*Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?*
*A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the
basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.*
*Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible.
Is that true? Where can it be found?
*A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt."*
*Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old
husband?*
*A: Tell him you're pregnant.
*Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?*
*A: Take off your glasses.*
*Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those
wrinkles on my face?*
*A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.*
*Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?*
*A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.*
*Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short
term memory storage?*
*A: Storing memory is not a problem.*
*Retrieving it is the problem.*
*Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?*
*A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.*
*Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?*
*A: On their foreheads.*
*Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when
they enter antique stores?*
*A: "Gosh, I remember these!"*
*SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?* :beers:
are interested in them?*
*A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.*
*Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?*
*A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the
basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live.*
*Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible.
Is that true? Where can it be found?
*A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt."*
*Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old
husband?*
*A: Tell him you're pregnant.
*Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?*
*A: Take off your glasses.*
*Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those
wrinkles on my face?*
*A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.*
*Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?*
*A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.*
*Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short
term memory storage?*
*A: Storing memory is not a problem.*
*Retrieving it is the problem.*
*Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?*
*A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.*
*Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?*
*A: On their foreheads.*
*Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when
they enter antique stores?*
*A: "Gosh, I remember these!"*
*SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?* :beers:
