pre marriage discussions

[gillettehunter]

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided
it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner
and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old
gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical ...
relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.

Well," she says, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say I would like
it infrequently."

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then, looking over his glasses,
he looked her in the eye casually asking, "Was that one word or two?"

 

[TokkieM]

 

[bluey]

ha ha ha ha , great come back , for the old bloke .


so did you end up marrying the girl ,brucey

 

[gillettehunter]

I married my wife almost 36 yrs ago so this one is NOT a personal experience.... Bruce

 

[peras]

 

[bluey]

I married my wife almost 36 yrs ago so this one is NOT a personal experience.... Bruce

ha ha hA glad we sorted that out ,mate .....

 

[jeff]

Thanks for the laugh!

 

[BRICKBURN]

Grammar lesson of the day!

 

[James.Grage]

 

[gizmo]

A old man I used to know was telling when I first got married to take a large vase and put a single marble in it every time my wife and I had sex for the first year of my marriage. After the first year then remove a marble after every time we have sex to see the difference between the two. That was 15 years ago and I'm still removing marbles.

 

[AkMike]

Just remember that 50% of marriages end with divorce.


The other 50% end with death!

 

[Nyati]

 

[Wildside Outdoors]

Sounds like a great arrangement, more time to hunt that way!

 

[steve white]

A little too painfully close to home....American women!