on a lighter note...

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For those golf players out there. :)

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Oldie, probably in the preceding 634 pages but still funny.

There was a young man who worked in a golf store. A man came in and wanted to buy just one golf shoe. The young man told him they only sold pairs, but the man replied he did not need both shoes he just needed one.

The young man said he would go ask his manager about the matter.

He walked into the back room and said, "There's some asshole out there who wants to buy only one golf shoe."

As he was finishing saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman wants to buy the other one."

The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager called on the boy and said, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?"

The boy replied, “Canada sir."

"Oh really? Why did you leave Canada" asked the manager.

The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up there."

Really replied the manager, "My wife is from Canada!!"

The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?"
 

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