on a lighter note...

[Rob404]

 

[JimP]

Life Long Question

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so

I sat down and had a cold drink.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."

The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

Well, after another few sips, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

 

[sgt_zim]

Life Long Question

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so

I sat down and had a cold drink.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."

The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

Well, after another few sips, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

quod erat demonstrandum

 

[Hogpatrol]

quod erat demonstrandum

Two years of Latin and I had to look up this.

 

[Boyd Brooks]

quod erat demonstrandum

I didn't take any Latin, so I definitely had to look it up!

 

[sgt_zim]

QED, or "it has been demonstrated [as true]"

 

[cpr0312]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Dr Ray]

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Of course they can drive - even have a trunk

 

[spike.t]

 

[spike.t]

 

[spike.t]

 

[Brent in Az]

 

[Tbitty]

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And some honkers and that's just perfect

 

[Uncle Sauce]

 

[cpr0312]

 

[Dr Ray]

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That’s not a bullet
That’s a cartridge

 

[cpr0312]

 

[CoElkHunter]

I didn't take any Latin, so I definitely had to look it up!

It's all Greek to me!