on a lighter note...

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[WAB]

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So romantic!

 

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So romantic!

TIA....

 

[Jörg Krüger]

 

[Ike85123]

 

[Vashper]

Lots of vodka I would say....

Vodka saved more animals than all of Greenpeace

 

[Vashper]

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[Randy F]

My son is a bit of a character so every once is awhile, as happened again last night, I am asked where the young man gets his sense of humor.

My answer is always the same..."He gets it from his mother, I still have mine."

That answer is generally met with raised eyebrows and silence until I tell them his mother is my ex.

 

[cpr0312]

 

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[Jörg Krüger]

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This supermarket is an educational center for liberals. They are just trying to show them that milk, bacon ,egg etc does not just magically appear in the shops

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.
It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

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[Vashper]

They say that genetic engineers have crossed watermelons with cockroaches. You cut a watermelon - and the seeds scatter.