on a lighter note...

[Newboomer]

I have noticed that there is an inverse ratio of intelligence to position.

 

[Newboomer]

"ONE NATION UNDER GOD"
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for me...
Jesus Christ and the American G.I.
One died for my soul,
the other for my freedom.
THANK YOU FOR MY FREEDOM
I'll thank Jesus when I see him in person, too.

 

[Newboomer]

My bumper sticker:
America is one Nation under GOD
If you don't like it
LEAVE !!
I get a lot of good comments on it. Feel free to copy it.

 

[ArmyGrunt]

"ONE NATION UNDER GOD"
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for me...
Jesus Christ and the American G.I.
One died for my soul,
the other for my freedom.
THANK YOU FOR MY FREEDOM
I'll thank Jesus when I see him in person, too.

This is essentially my voicemail greeting the last ten years. Starting with "help, and welcome to the United States of America. Press 1 for English. Press 2 to disconnect until you learn to speak English. And remember only two..."

Dad used to call and say not to answer because he wanted so and so to hear it

 

[lwaters]

Nice taste

 

[rookhawk]

For all you college football fans, a gem:

 

[TXhunter65]

Think its Ecclesiastes 10:2

 

[ArmyGrunt]

Touche, calendar

 

[nztimb]

"ONE NATION UNDER GOD"
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for me...
Jesus Christ and the American G.I.
One died for my soul,
the other for my freedom.
THANK YOU FOR MY FREEDOM
I'll thank Jesus when I see him in person, too.

Nice one Newboomer but you can thank Him now and every day till you see Him face to face.

 

[Newboomer]

Think its Ecclesiastes 10:2

Right you are.
Direct quote from the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10-2. A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.

10-3. Yea also, when he that is a fool walketh by the way, his wisdom faileth him, and he saith to everyone that he is a fool.

10-12: The words of a wise man's mouth are gracious; but the lips of a fool will swallow him up.

10-13: The beginning of the words of his mouth is foolishness: and the end of his talk is mischievous madness.

10-14: A fool also is full of words; a man cannot tell what shall be; and what shall be after him.

10-15: The labour of the foolish wearieth every one of them, because he knoweth not how to go to the city.

 

[Hogpatrol]

Back on task:

 

[Hogpatrol]

 

[markm]

This is essentially my voicemail greeting the last ten years. Starting with "help, and welcome to the United States of America. Press 1 for English. Press 2 to disconnect until you learn to speak English. And remember only two..."

Dad used to call and say not to answer because he wanted so and so to hear it

Awesome

 

[Brent in Az]

Back on task:

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Now that's funny!

 

[Brent in Az]

Ha!

 

[Hogpatrol]

 

[Rob404]

 

[Rob404]

 

[ArmyGrunt]

Wouldn't it be easier for the crapple to stay in the wheelchair instead of squeezing between the blind guys? Or are those hikers?

 

[Hogpatrol]

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Ain't this the truth? There are tens of thousands of them with Business degrees working as "managers" of car washes, fast food joints, restaurants, pet food and mall stores making the grand sum of what amounts to minimum wage in some locales, fifteen bucks an hour.