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WORDS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
WORDS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
WORDS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I’m married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. I’m not interested in fighting you.
6. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination and would hate to look like a real Fool!
7. Oh no, I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
8. No, you are too young and beautiful to sit on my face.
9. A blow job, no thanks I already have a job.
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
WORDS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
WORDS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I’m married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. I’m not interested in fighting you.
6. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination and would hate to look like a real Fool!
7. Oh no, I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
8. No, you are too young and beautiful to sit on my face.
9. A blow job, no thanks I already have a job.
cpr0312
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Just because its way too good not to share again and for those who missed it a few pages back!
Bullthrower338
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Looks like somebody needs to buy more guns, a lot of empty drawers!
bilmcc
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That's for ammo!
Hogpatrol
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Not sure about this one.
Brent in Az
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Hogpatrol
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Hogpatrol
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Hogpatrol
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I worked at a facility with thousands of employees. If you didn't have thick skin when you were hired, you quickly acquired it.
Along that line, most of my co-workers had nicknames (mine was DeeDee, my initials). One that was particularly amusing was given to a guy who had lost his ear in a DUI accident. He wore a prosthetic ear complete with earring. We called him Mr. Potato Head, or Tater for short.
Along that line, most of my co-workers had nicknames (mine was DeeDee, my initials). One that was particularly amusing was given to a guy who had lost his ear in a DUI accident. He wore a prosthetic ear complete with earring. We called him Mr. Potato Head, or Tater for short.
Hogpatrol
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For the beer drinkers, maybe, an old one.
The CEOs of the large beer companies attending a conference on the industry were having lunch. The Budweiser man ordered a Bud. The Miller guy ordered a Miller's. The Guiness guy ordered a root beer. They questioned him why he wasn't having a beer. His reply was "If no one else is having one, I won't either".
The CEOs of the large beer companies attending a conference on the industry were having lunch. The Budweiser man ordered a Bud. The Miller guy ordered a Miller's. The Guiness guy ordered a root beer. They questioned him why he wasn't having a beer. His reply was "If no one else is having one, I won't either".
Hogpatrol
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cpr0312
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Not sure what country this is in, but another road you should certainly avoid??
Hogpatrol
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They have started pouring the foundation for the Barack Obama library in Kenya.
Brent in Az
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cpr0312
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K_P wrote on Buckleyguy12's profile.
Good morning from Montana.
I'm looking at a post from 2018 where you were looking for a lefty Winchester in .375 H&H Magnum. I'm selling mine. My email is [redacted] in the event that you're still searching for a unicorn.
Best,
Kelly Palmer
I'm looking at a post from 2018 where you were looking for a lefty Winchester in .375 H&H Magnum. I'm selling mine. My email is [redacted] in the event that you're still searching for a unicorn.
Best,
Kelly Palmer
Gents, if you book and pay your deposit before the end of this year , you can have the bigger cull package for the 2026 price! https://www.africahunting.com/threa...griffiths-safaris-starting-at-us-2-560.96285/
I am currently in Northern Cape scouting a hunting area, we will have lots of amazing hunting opportunities for 2027! I will post updated available dates soon!
Azklmsr wrote on MANKAZANA SAFARIS's profile.
Good Evening. I am very interested in you hunt for the spiral slam. March in 2028 would be fine for me
Couple of quick questions:
1) Can we add some additional species on
2) what do you want for a deposit?
3) how do you want me to sign up
I'm on whats app or email
Kurt [redacted]
have a great evening
Couple of quick questions:
1) Can we add some additional species on
2) what do you want for a deposit?
3) how do you want me to sign up
I'm on whats app or email
Kurt [redacted]
have a great evening