on a lighter note...

[jpr792]

 

[Hogpatrol]

Those price tags scream WALLY WORLD!

 

[Hogpatrol]

During a commercial airline flight an experienced Air Force Pilot was
seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms.

When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother
began breast nursing the infant as discreetly as possible.

The pilot pretended not to notice, and, upon disembarking, he gallantly
offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related items.

When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded,
"That's a good looking baby, and he sure was hungry!"

Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said
that the time spent on the breast would help alleviate the pressure in the
baby's ears. The Air Force Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot
fashion, sighed, "And all these years, I've been chewing gum."

 

[cpr0312]

 

[cpr0312]

 

[Hogpatrol]

Yep, the "junk" drawer, a god awful mess for sure.

 

[Abeln]

View attachment 214788

Only one??

 

[CAustin]

Only one??

Some people have junk rooms to go along with the junk drawer.

 

[Timbo]

A guy and his new girlfriend were in bed. After having great sex his girlfriend began rubbing his balls for the next hour, as it was something she liked to do. Enjoying the attention the guy looked at her and asked:
"Why do you love doing that?"
She looked lovingly into his eyes, smiled and said:
"Because I really miss mine!"

 

[Brent in Az]

A guy and his new girlfriend were in bed. After having great sex his girlfriend began rubbing his balls for the next hour, as it was something she liked to do. Enjoying the attention the guy looked at her and asked:
"Why do you love doing that?"
She looked lovingly into his eyes, smiled and said:
"Because I really miss mine!"

Eeeewwww!

 

[Abeln]

Some people have junk rooms to go along with the junk drawer.

Or a "junk shed". My grandpa came up in rural north Missouri, he learned at a young age how to build and create with what you had. Needless to say he had an entire lot with buildings he had built over the years to house his junk. However, if someone in the family needed something, that was the very first place to go.

 

[CAustin]

A guy and his new girlfriend were in bed. After having great sex his girlfriend began rubbing his balls for the next hour, as it was something she liked to do. Enjoying the attention the guy looked at her and asked:
"Why do you love doing that?"
She looked lovingly into his eyes, smiled and said:
"Because I really miss mine!"

No that’s just wrong! Damn!

 

[Hogpatrol]

A newly wed couple are in a hotel room on their wedding night. As they both start to undress and never seeing her new husband fully naked before, she begins to notice some different things about his body. As he removed his trousers, she looks at his knees and asks "What are all those bumps on them?" He replies, "When I was a kid, I had kneesels and that left those marks". He then removes his socks and she observes his toe are sort of limp. She asks, "What happened to your toes"? He replies, "Well, when I was a kid, I had toelio. That's why they're like that". Then, as he removes his underpants, she takes one look at him and says, "Yeah and it looks like you had a bad case of smallcox too".

 

[Timbo]

Eeeewwww!

That's what I thought too when I heard this one! Nightmarish predicament isn't it?

 

[Hogpatrol]

 

[cpr0312]

She looked lovingly into his eyes, smiled and said:
"Because I really miss mine!"

 

[cpr0312]

 

[BRICKBURN]

Keep back 20 meters!

 

[Brent in Az]

That's what I thought too when I heard this one! Nightmarish predicament isn't it?

The last thing you want to hear on a date, when she looks at you and says "You know I'm a dude.. Right?"

 

[jpr792]