on a lighter note...

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For got one.....

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Super Bowl Tickets For Sale:

A friend of mine has two box seat tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl in Houston. He paid $1,300 for each ticket. He didn't realize when he bought them that February 5th was going to be on the same day as his wedding - so now he can't go.

If you know someone who would be interested and would like to go in his place, it's at St Peter's Church, in New York City, at 5 pm. Her name is Darlene, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs. great figure, good cook, plus, she makes $90,000 a year! She'll be the one in the white dress….
 
If it wasn't in Big City, Communist state, I might. She could fund my hunting habit!
 
If you know someone who would be interested and would like to go in his place, it's at St Peter's Church, in New York City, at 5 pm. Her name is Darlene, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs. great figure, good cook, plus, she makes $90,000 a year! She'll be the one in the white dress….

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
Nearly anywhere but NY or CA.
 
Super Bowl Tickets For Sale:

A friend of mine has two box seat tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl in Houston. He paid $1,300 for each ticket. He didn't realize when he bought them that February 5th was going to be on the same day as his wedding - so now he can't go.

If you know someone who would be interested and would like to go in his place, it's at St Peter's Church, in New York City, at 5 pm. Her name is Darlene, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs. great figure, good cook, plus, she makes $90,000 a year! She'll be the one in the white dress….
it's way to good to be true, I'm thinking she plays for the other team(if you get my drift)
 
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I'm not sure which would be more painful, getting married again or fighting the traffic in Houston at the Super Bowl
 
I'm not sure which would be more painful, getting married again or fighting the traffic in Houston at the Super Bowl
At least the traffic in Houston won't cost you a House a Car and a Savings account
 
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Now that funny! Lmao
 
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