on a lighter note...

A husband and wife are sitting on their porch drinking some whiskey. The husband says "I LOVE YOU".
The wife replies "Is that you talking or the whiskey"? The husband says "That's me talking to the whiskey".
 
Next time you ride on a roller coaster, take some spare bolts with you and just as it starts to move, tap the person in front of you and say "These just fell out of your seat".
 
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I realized I've got a road rage problem when my five year old shouted "Pick a fkn lane dickhead", while sitting in my shopping cart at the grocery store.

When I pick someone up at the airport first thing I say to them when we get in the cruiser is...apologies but as soon as I get behind the wheel here I develop tourettes........
 
As Willie said, “these kids need to start thinking about the kind of world they will leave me and Keith.” (Paraphrased of course) I think about it everyday, I want to leave a better world behind for Willie and Keith when I go.
 

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migrabill wrote on Surgeon1's profile.
Be careful of this Wolfen guy. 2 messages. Both trying to sell something. He PM'ed me trying to sell something and he PM'ed my friend on here trying to sell something. Fishy.
autofire wrote on Dr Ray's profile.
Hi Dr. Ray, I will be in Cooktown from Oct 16 to Oct 23 fishing Lizard Island Black Marlin Tournament.

I have several "slack" days after fishing before I head for stay in Sydney and Fiji.

Do you have any recommendations for 1 or 2 day hunt near Cooktown?

I've hunted both DG and PG in 4 different countries in Africa.
Thank you,
Bob
 
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