From the looks of it 3 1/2” slugs were involved.
Add the word Cricky in big black bold letters under it!
Crikey - sorry, couldn't help myselfAdd the word Cricky in big black bold letters under it!

Reminds me of a rival rugby school party that I went to. We were all standing round in this house trying to chat up the girls and really pissing off the guys. Not really getting anywhere. This big old fluffy cat comes walking in. My mate Tomm”O” say in a really loud voice “ever seen a cat play the bagpipes” as he bends down pick up this cat slowly stroking it. The rooms gone all quiet as a few are saying No but most are just watching. He then in one movement reversed the relaxed cat sticking the cats head and body under his arm and pops the tail into his mouth so it look kind of like a fluffy bagpipe……he then proceeded to squeeze the cat and bite down on the tail at the same time……sounded about like a bagpipe…. Girls were screaming. We were all laughing so hard but the opposition team were pissed that’s when the fight started.