on a lighter note...

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Philadelphia Eagles: "Knock Knock".
Patrick Mahomes: "Who's there?"
Philadelphia Eagles" "Owen"
Patrick Mahomes: "Owen who?"
Philadelphia Eagles "Owen Two". View attachment 713679
If Im not mistaken, Mahomes won a Super Bowl against the Eagles 3 years ago...
 

Waiting in the truck for my wife over the weekend. She finally comes out, gets in the seat, and says, "did you know deer typically bed with their back to the wind so they can see downwind and smell upwind?" I said I did know that and I guess that means you forgot your phone when you went to the bathroom and had to read a magazine.
 
Waiting in the truck for my wife over the weekend. She finally comes out, gets in the seat, and says, "did you know deer typically bed with their back to the wind so they can see downwind and smell upwind?" I said I did know that and I guess that means you forgot your phone when you went to the bathroom and had to read a magazine.
Hmmm. I always thought deer stand arse in the wind so the breeze blows the insects away from their buttholes. Works for me anyway.
 
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