on a lighter note...

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And I'm, or rather my body is, elated.

If real (legal age 18+) women did give a F**k what I was thinking; the local hospital would have a room reserved with my name on the door and I would be in the Guiness Book of World Records with multiple records for number of: visits (in a day, a week, a month, a year, etc), consecutive days spent in the hospital on life support, near death experiences, and several other categories.
 

I have leraned from the experience of others Never ask this.

It always ends:

.....and this is how the fight started...
.....how ________ ended up in the hospital....
.....how ________ ended up in jail.....
.....sex was great until her husband and/or boyfriend and/or girlfriend (she's bi-sexual or lesbian) (or all of the previously mentioned) came home....
.....here hold my beer....in which case all of the above....
 

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