Do the instructions on the box apply to him???
Reminds me of one of the funniest things I ever heard a client say. I was guiding a guy who had a Governor’s Statewide Auction bighorn sheep license. This guy has something like 12 North American sheep Grand Slams. He wanted a big ram with a bow. We got one but it took a while. We spent a few different weeks together. After getting the ram and headed down the mountain, we took a rest break and he called his wife on his cell phone. When she answered, he said, “Honey, we got the ram! I miss you so much that when I get home, you’re gonna look like you got hit by a mayonnaise truck!”
