@PCC600
Mate I fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch in the way down the some bastard gave me a few hits with a piece of the stump.
I have to shave by feel I'm that ugly. Everytime I look in a mirror it breaks. Tried polishing a car hub cap to use but when I looked in that it buckled and bent in horror.
At least you have some excuses, I was born ugly.
Even my doctor daughter says save money on plastic surgery as a surgeon would not be able to do much so a shopping bag over the head would be cheaper.
Bob